An ode to...

Our 2nd home,
We've almost spent as much time is this store as in our new house;
41,
times, according to our credit card, we have visited (ie. bought something at) this lovely blue giant of a store in the last three months;
3,
the number of times someone went to Lowes, on average PER DAY, during the "peak" time of remodeling the cottage cheese cottage;
26,
Gallons of paint,
I think the paint guy knows my name;
4,
times that I have returned or bought the same bathtub drain;
50
probably more,
tubes of caulk
(the baby was happy about this part)



8 PM,
the time at which your baby, after going the store for the 3rd time, will start looking like this;