Some one needs to invent....

This week I've thought of two inventions which if properly manufactured, marketed and distributed could make me a multi-millionaire overnight-- well that is if there happen to be several million mothers out there who, like me, have:

1) a baby who has learned how to blow raspberries with his mouth, and thinks it the ABSOLUTELY funniest thing in the world to blow one at mom when his mouth is full of peas or any other food (including breast milk);

2) tried taking a 6 month old baby backpacking/camping and realized that it is miserable and nearly impossible to fit one normal sized human mother and her rolley polley nursling onto the same backpacking air mattress. Who knew that a 6 month old could HOG a whole mattress to himself and push his mom off onto the ground.

SO in view of these exceptional circumstances in my life I've decided that I need to invent...

1) a MOMMY BIB! This stylish poncho-like bib will protect mom from flying spoons, flying sippy cups, projectile masses of peas and other solids, and did I mention... flying spoons. The deluxe edition comes with a face mask, hair cover, and a floor mat. Matching "Mommy and Baby" bibs available.

2) an INFLATABLE SIDECAR CRIB MATTRESS light enough for backpacking. This amazing mattress would have a little mattress with three little walls attached to it. This would solve the problem of trying to make sure the nursling didn't slid off, while still keeping him close so mom doesn't have to wake up to feed him! Brilliant. An inflatable playpen is in the works as well.

Accepting orders soon.